Like most universities, Sacramento State University has an art gallery or two. Or seven. Of course, anyone who knows me knows I'm incredibly indecisive, and if you don't know me, then I'm telling you now. I'm incredibly indecisive, so I decided to visit all five.
"But wait," you say. "Aren't there seven galleries?" Technically, yes, but if you consider the Anthropology Museum or the Tsakapoulos Hellenic Collection contemporary, then by all means, allow me to direct you to the nearest
dictionary.
Union Gallery
For starters, let's check out the University Union Gallery, with its current exhibit of student art, Commune.
This particular show was a bit small and cramped, but had a good variety of art from different Sac State students. While there wasn't much there, the exhibit did have a good variety of styles and mediums. I took some snapshots of some of the more interesting pieces.
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Claire R. by Mustafa Sheen |
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Madonna of the Demon Breasts 2 by John Chanthaphone. Also, I think this blog might be NSFW now? |
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Untitled by Ashley Young |
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Caught Up by Julia Kropinova |
As interesting as it is to see student art shown like this, the gallery is only one room and there was very little background information available. I have to say, it's a little bit of a letdown that there wasn't more here. As it stands, I like the variety, but there's not much of a reason to stick around. Fortunately, I know of another gallery that's got just a bit more going on, and it's not far from here.
Rating: White Chocolate
Library Gallery
And here we are, the Library Gallery, which I've been meaning to visit anyway.
Now, I've visited here before in the past for no particular reason other than to see what they have. Based on that alone, I'd recommend checking it out if you have time to kill, but let's be specific about what's on the menu for the moment. This gallery has two main rooms. The first one contains a whole lot of mixed-media paintings and drawings by Theresa Stanley.
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Like, a lot. Everything in this room is her work... |
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...and they all sort of look alike. |
The theme behind these pieces, most of them mixed media, was of gardens. The titles all allude to gardens and they have a rock-garden aesthetic to them. However, while the paintings are individually nice to look at, an entire room with the same subject matter and style got a bit stale, so I checked out the larger room. In there, the display featured art by a number of different people with a very wide variety of subjects, mediums, and ideas. Now that's more like it! Just like before, I took some pictures of the more interesting works, as well as a couple videos.
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Lavender Bull by Rudy Autio. Yep, this blog is now officially NSFW. Champagne all around! |
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The Wave by Peter Alexander |
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Horse Thief by Gordon McConnell |
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Untitled by Richard Misrach. Also, the closest I'll ever come to taking a selfie for this blog. |
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Consume by Michael Sarich |
Soon after filming this, Stanley Kubrick rose from the dead to make me write "I am not a cinematographer" 500 times.
So very strange. So very cool.
I think these works speak for themselves. I can honestly say I would recommend this visit just as much after re-visiting the place as I did before. These are just a sample of what they have and it's certainly among the better galleries I've seen in a university.
Rating: Novelty M&Ms
Design Gallery
From there I moved on to the Design Gallery, which I wasn't even aware existed. I was kind of excited, actually. The room was a bit difficult for me to find--mostly because I have no internal compass--and I felt like I was on some kind of art treasure hunt.
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Well this is disappointing. |
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If you listen closely, you can still hear my voice echoing off the barren walls. |
Yep, this is all they had. I can only assume the exhibit is either not ready yet, or just plain closed, but the sign on the wall seems to say otherwise.
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For the record, I visited this place on the 11th of March. |
The place was deserted, so I couldn't ask around and find out what was up. Either way, I wouldn't waste my time here.
Rating: Palmer Easter Bunny
Robert Else Gallery
After I gathered up all my punctured expectations, I made my way to the next place, the Robert Else Gallery.
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Who else but Else? Oh, I crack me up. |
Oh goody, another one-room gallery. The first thing I noticed walking in is the lighting wasn't getting along with my camera. I had a rough time taking pictures as a result, but here are a few I took that turned out okay.
These works are part of an installation called Lumpen, created by Julia Couzens and Ellen Van Fleet. As you can see, the art uses a lot of recycled, unconventional materials. There weren't many pieces available, but the ones that were could take a good long while to look at. There's not a photograph on earth that could capture everything going on with some of these works and searching for the little details and oddities in them was an adventure on its own. Personally, I prefer the Library Gallery, but it's always nice to see something unconventional, even if I have no idea what it all means.
Rating: I was going to give this a rating, but considering the artists are delivering a panel on this installation, I'm going to wait to hear what they have to say first. Consider this rating Pending.
The only place left now is the Raymond Witt Gallery. How will this visit turn out? That's what we'll be finding out in Part Two. And by we, I mean you, since I was already there and know what I'm writing ahead of time just for the sake of killing this joke. Toodles!